Crime
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NO JOKE: MAN BUSTED FOR HAVING ‘SUSPICIOUS BACON’
One Virginia man found his neighbor in his yard in a very compromising situation. He reported the man to authorities, and the man has now been arrested. He was reportedly caring ‘suspicious bacon,’ among other things. Bobby Wood called the local sheriff’s department in Amherst County last October after spotting an odd sight. His neighbor…
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Public Urination In NYC Is Now FINE Because … Um … “Racism”
Apparently, because black people like to pee in public, New York City is going to relax enforcement of laws prohibiting public urination. The odd – and rather racist – rule relaxation comes after such “quality of life” laws were strictly enforced, causing quality of life to improve in Gritty Gotham. But such “minor offenses” must…
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2 Teen Girls Fantasized Over Columbine Killers, Charged As Adults In Plot To Kill Classmates At Denver High School
Two alleged co-conspirators at the tender age of 16 have essentially ended their lives as they know it – and it was in a bid to rid others of theirs that brought them here.
