Politics
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Biden Trolled By Trump Supporting Auto Workers
Joe Biden may be beating Bernie Sanders but he’s more than a little touchy about President Trump. All it took was a single deplorable question to knock him off his carefully worded script. He got trolled about his stance on gun control and lost his mind. It didn’t help that the auto workers he was…
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Key Ethnic Michigan Voters Are Anti-Socialist
Registered Socialist Bernie Sanders fretted nervously as his private jet streaked closer and closer to Motown. His campaign staff had been hyping the key African American demographic to expect Sanders to show he can get down and get funky. He needs to convince blacks that he’s better than Biden. When he got there he learned…
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Super Tuesday Shows Liberals That Money Can’t Buy Everything
Democrat candidate Mike Bloomberg learned a very expensive lesson on Super Tuesday. Even a billion dollars worth of political advertising won’t buy your way out of a sordid past or a history of racism. Bloomberg tried to buy the election Mini-Mike Bloomberg dropped out of the Democrat race for the White House as fast as…
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Elite Candidate Confusion – Sorry, Wrong Jet
A hypocrite Democrat candidate was spotted on Saturday making the kind of mistake only a member of the blue-blood elite could make. Anxious to escape from disappointment in South Carolina, millionaire socialist Bernie Sanders hopped aboard his private Gulfstream, expecting to be whisked away to Boston in comfort. He quickly headed right back down the…
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Black Lies Matter Admits ‘Old, White’ Candidate
Joe Biden has two strikes against him in the Democratic primary, He’s old and he’s white. He thought telling lies to black voters would help convince them he’s got enough “soul” for them to vote for him. Then he got busted. The New York Times started “fact checking” his claims of “apartheid” racial abuse and…
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Loyalists Gather To Decide Coup Consequences
Now that the Democrat plot to overthrow the White House has been defeated, powerful conservative Trump loyalists are gathering for a council of war. Now is the time to decide what consequences the traitors should face for their failed coup attempt. CPAC 2020 will feature six separate panel discussions focused on “the coup” against President…
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Phony Wolf Cries Liberal Election Sabotage
The Clinton News Network acknowledges the Russians could end up winning the jackpot without even buying a ticket. That’s because all the phony false alarms undermine our faith in our political system. Vladimir Putin can’t stop laughing. Russia isn’t the one sabotaging American elections, liberal Democrats are. Progressives have cried wolf so many times now,…
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Disgruntled Swamp Spooks Flee Trump’s Wrath
Now that President Donald Trump has the full support of the Senate and a green light to do his job, he’s finally cleaning house properly with an outright “purge” of corrupt and disloyal traitors. The disgruntled radical rats who infiltrated the “spooky” Washington spy networks are racing for the exits, hoping to land a liberal…
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Big Race To The Bank For Liberal Hypocrites
The big race that Democrat candidates are really concerned about is the one to the bank for more money. For something that isn’t supposed to matter to socialists, these hypocrites are sure anxious to get their hands on some. Big race to the bank When it comes time to pay for their political campaigns, each…
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One Arrogant Billionaire Or Another
All of the Democrats in the running since day one set aside their campaign differences Wednesday night to gang up on the newcomer. They all made one thing perfectly clear, progressive liberals aren’t about to trade one arrogant billionaire for another. Especially one who hung out with Jeffrey Epstein. Elizabeth Warren let out a blood-curdling…
