US News
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Girl In Mayor’s Cellar Was ‘Hiding’ Not Captive
A former veteran of the Bowling Green, Kentucky, police had to call a bizarre story in to his old buddies at the department on Wednesday morning. He was reporting a stray human “hiding” in his basement. The mayor swears up and down he didn’t lock her in. Who’s hiding in the basement? In his spare…
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Predatory Parents Rob Students To Profit Online
Parents of Hillsborough County School students will notice a huge change in the “Grab-and-Go” meal program as of Wednesday. District staff were forced to implement a tracking system to keep predatory parents from cheating the program. They stole food from their neighbor’s children so they could sell it online for a profit. Students go away…
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Trump Fury Prompts Blue-Blood College Back-Down
President Trump used his daily virus briefing on Tuesday to slam Harvard University, a wealthy “Ivy League” college, famous for catering to the blue-blood elite. They tried to greedily glom on to almost $9 million in misdirected stimulus funds. Harvard’s leaders decided to change their mind after it was obvious that public opinion was totally…
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CDC Broke Their Own Rules: Spread Contamination
The CDC was responsible for a weeks long delay in delivering Covid-19 test kits. By breaking their own rules, they accidentally contaminated the tests, making them completely useless. Reporters have been asking pointed questions about the delay but the government never came up with a good explanation for why a crucial test, desperately needed to…
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Isolation Exposes Illness Hidden In Plain Sight
Across America, chemically hypersensitive people who call themselves “canaries” know all about isolation and social distancing, they have been doing it for years. They would love to share all their tips and tricks, because at the same time, they can explain to people how they got to be so good at quarantine. It’s just another…
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China Denies Leak: Embassy Cables Say Otherwise
Responding to accusations that the coronavirus originated from a Wuhan, China lab, foreign ministry spokesman Zhao Lijian had nothing to say on Thursday, other than the World Health Organization hasn’t found any evidence of that yet. Maybe the WHO didn’t, but some diplomatic scientists found some very scary things a couple years ago and the…
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Lecherous Feel Story ‘Legitimate’ To Talk About
The nasty new sexual assault allegation brought by one of Joe Biden’s former Senate staffers is “legitimate to talk about,” Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez tells her followers. AOC doesn’t really care if the story that the lecherous Senator allegedly grabbed an illegal feel in 1993 is true or not. She’s miffed that Socialist Bernie Sanders isn’t the…
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Popular Progressive Ties ‘Unity’ To Concessions
If Joe Biden wants party “unity” then he better come across with some serious concessions to the radical left. First-term lawmaker Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez thinks her rock star popularity with the younger progressive crowd gives her some weight to throw around inside the Democratic Party. If Quid Pro Joe wants her endorsement, he needs to ante…
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Politically Incorrect Bakery Sign Has Liberals FURIOUS…Business is Booming!
I guess it pays to be politically incorrect!
