“Someone please f–k me. Someone please take care of me, please. Who is going to take care of me?” the “Material Girl” singer said in one of many incoherent rambles during her Saturday night performance at the Rod Laver Arena in Melbourne.
Photos released by The Sun show the 57-year-old, who just started the Australian leg of her “Rebel Heart” world tour, sprawled across the stage on a tricycle that had toppled over with a bottle of tequila in hands, occasionally throwing back shots during the performance.
Later in the evening, she broke out a hip flask and dedicated a song to her 15-year-old son, Rocco.
“If I have learned one thing in my life, it’s just go with it. If you just laugh, it doesn’t hurt as much,” she said as childhood pictures of Rocco played in the background.