Donald Trump
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President Trump Helps A Lot More Than He Knows
President Trump’s emergency rush to embrace technology helps a lot more people than he ever could have imagined. Americans with a particularly isolating disability have been demanding remote access to medical services for years, but the crippling bureaucratic snarl of HIPPAA blocked the way. With a wave of his pen, President Trump’s battle orders slashed…
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Liberals Leery Favorite Geezer Can Thump Trump
Democrat voters seem to have gravitated toward one of the two remaining candidates. The Caucasian geezers may look alike but their ideas are radically different. While liberals seem to have chosen reassurance over revolution, they aren’t very sure their favorite can beat Donald Trump in November. Democrats pick a favorite On Sunday, Democrat Joe Biden…
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Sotomayor Sits It Out: SCOTUS Sides With Trump
Justice Sotomayor took President Trump’s advice and recused herself from one of the cases she recently ranted about. The other eight justices sided with the administration to allow migrants to “remain in Mexico” while their asylum claims are pending. Sotomayor sidelined by prejudice Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor has made it abundantly clear that she…
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Biden Trolled By Trump Supporting Auto Workers
Joe Biden may be beating Bernie Sanders but he’s more than a little touchy about President Trump. All it took was a single deplorable question to knock him off his carefully worded script. He got trolled about his stance on gun control and lost his mind. It didn’t help that the auto workers he was…
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Super Tuesday Shows Liberals That Money Can’t Buy Everything
Democrat candidate Mike Bloomberg learned a very expensive lesson on Super Tuesday. Even a billion dollars worth of political advertising won’t buy your way out of a sordid past or a history of racism. Bloomberg tried to buy the election Mini-Mike Bloomberg dropped out of the Democrat race for the White House as fast as…
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Malicious Lies Get Liberal Media Sued For Libel
The New York Times can’t cower behind their very own court precedent this time, because they had a “malicious motive.” A former NYT editor intentionally lied in a 2019 opinion article, asserting that the Trump campaign had a back-room deal with the Russians to defeat Hillary Clinton in 2016. The New York Times knew his…
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Loyalists Gather To Decide Coup Consequences
Now that the Democrat plot to overthrow the White House has been defeated, powerful conservative Trump loyalists are gathering for a council of war. Now is the time to decide what consequences the traitors should face for their failed coup attempt. CPAC 2020 will feature six separate panel discussions focused on “the coup” against President…
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Phony Wolf Cries Liberal Election Sabotage
The Clinton News Network acknowledges the Russians could end up winning the jackpot without even buying a ticket. That’s because all the phony false alarms undermine our faith in our political system. Vladimir Putin can’t stop laughing. Russia isn’t the one sabotaging American elections, liberal Democrats are. Progressives have cried wolf so many times now,…
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Disgruntled Swamp Spooks Flee Trump’s Wrath
Now that President Donald Trump has the full support of the Senate and a green light to do his job, he’s finally cleaning house properly with an outright “purge” of corrupt and disloyal traitors. The disgruntled radical rats who infiltrated the “spooky” Washington spy networks are racing for the exits, hoping to land a liberal…
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Trump Storms Daytona With A Lap Around Track
President Donald Trump took Daytona by Storm. A crowd of around 100,000 NASCAR racing fans cheered as President Donald Trump kicked off the festivities at this year’s Daytona 500, with a spin around the track in “The Beast,” his private limo. Daytona 500 welcomes Trump with open arms President Trump was honored to serve as…
