Family Of Six In ‘Forced Isolation’ By Mistake
A home in Nelson County, Kentucky is surrounded by Sheriff’s deputies 24 hours a day. They call it forced isolation. “The patient is cooperating now,” Sheriff Ramon Pineiroa assures. The...
Capability And Experience Waiting For Go Order
President Trump has received confirmation that the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers is ready to help out any way they can. They’re only waiting for the orders. The Pentagon agrees...
Liberals Leery Favorite Geezer Can Thump Trump
Democrat voters seem to have gravitated toward one of the two remaining candidates. The Caucasian geezers may look alike but their ideas are radically different. While liberals seem to have...
Fidgety Lawyers Frantic To Buy Witness Silence
Lawyers for the Jeffrey Epstein victim compensation fund are frantic to get all the abused children quickly paid off. They’re hoping to buy their silence as witnesses. Jeffrey Epstein may...
What Are Virus Experts Telling Their Children?
With Americans bombarded by an endless flood of information about the coronavirus, it’s hard for parents to know what they should be telling their children. Experts advise staying calm and...
Python Squad Squeezes Meth Gang Out Of Chicago
The streets of Chicago were a major hub for “a significant proportion of drugs entering the United States,” until Project Python started six months ago. On Wednesday, 50 hardcore gang-bangers...
Sotomayor Sits It Out: SCOTUS Sides With Trump
Justice Sotomayor took President Trump’s advice and recused herself from one of the cases she recently ranted about. The other eight justices sided with the administration to allow migrants to...
Biden Trolled By Trump Supporting Auto Workers
Joe Biden may be beating Bernie Sanders but he’s more than a little touchy about President Trump. All it took was a single deplorable question to knock him off his...
Criminal Alien Abduction On S.F. Court Stairs
Radical San Francisco progressives are furious about a recent alien abduction. The kidnapping of the poor “Mexican national with multiple felony convictions” happened right on their courthouse steps. Nancy Pelosi...
Key Ethnic Michigan Voters Are Anti-Socialist
Registered Socialist Bernie Sanders fretted nervously as his private jet streaked closer and closer to Motown. His campaign staff had been hyping the key African American demographic to expect Sanders...